Monday, 10 March 2008

welll... (parte II)

the continuation...

Protocol to at least go to your work without walking or paying for a bus ticket: =p

1. If the tire really is flat, then AVOID RIDING THE BIKE before u fix it.
2. If you did it anyway (dahhh...) and the inner tube of the tire got completely screwed, then buy a new inner tube.
3. If the inner tube is too expensive and is not worth buying, regarding that you will go away (snif snif) in a short time and wont need the bike anymore, then put air in the tire every morning (if u don't have a pump, then go to the nearest friend that has it) and afternoon (with the pump of your work's building).
4. If every morning you are too lazy to go to your friend's house to put air in the tire, then go to your work with your tire flat... (it's a stupid thing to do but is better then walking for 20 min.)
5. If your bike starts to make really strange noises (and really loud too) in the morning because of the flat tire, then try to get one borrowed bike.
6. if the only borrowed bike that u can get is even bigger than you, then don't sit, ride the bike while standing and arrive at your work sweating out of every pore.
7. In the end of the day go back home and, by the time you arrive (sweating out of every pore), try to relax OKKKK?

here is a sugestion:



hahaha

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

8. Italian way: get on the bus without the ticket... :D :D :D

andré said...

chegar ao trabalho e a casa a suar por todos os lados é a história da minha vida.

pietro said...

U can use snowboard..

Luna said...

in more or less one week I will =p